Dead Men Tell No Tales

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spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

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When you ready to leave the Club but you didn’t drive

thickboyswag:

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rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

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"its britney bitch"

- the bible (leviticus 7:58)

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